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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

My relationship with Google

I am still trying to find a good way with words and I just can't seem to find mine. Let me explain first that I couldn't win an argument if my life depended on it. I suck at arguing and I really suck at describing things I want to say. I love reading other peoples blogs and reading their staus updates because I like to see new words that I don't use in my nomrmal vocabulary. Once in a while I get my point accross but it doesn't happen all the time. So just a heads up...I typically just do a verbal throw up and my mind skips around so my sentences don't stay on the same track very often.

So here it goes...

It's now 2010 and I am 25. I always wanted to be 25 for some strange reason. I always thought it souded mature enough that society wouldn't think of you as a kid anymore. 25 is half of 50. That makes it sound old. I never thought I'd have a baby when I was 25. I have no clue how anything will go in the future but that's ok with me. I like suprises. Keeps life interesting. I don't feel any different except for the fact that now all of a sudden I want to learn how to cook easy meals and be able to change my tire by myself if I ever have to. Dan showed me and explained how to change the tire this weekend. He let me do most of it.

Now about my new cooking lessons I'm giving myself....

It's really not that hard. I was always intimidated by cooking. I thought that it would definitly come out nasty and burned. But I have this magical block box at my fingertips every day for 9 hours straight and a close friend I call Google. Google lets me learn things that people in my world just would never know. Some things Google tells me isn't true and I know it but for the most part I trust him. Anyways...Google and i have come to an agreement that he would give me recipes to make easy meals that are cheap and take very little time if I give him hourly visits and just ask a simple question. I have gotten some great tastey meal ideas from him. I have almost mastered Stuffed bell peppers and mozarella chicken with spagetti sauce. mmm...makes me hungry thinking about it. He tells me in detailed description of how to make these delicious meals. I feel bad not being able to share with him my creations. I offer at least.

Dan doesn't know about this relationship I have with Google. He has an idea that I talk to him but he doesn't know the debth of love and appreciation I have for Google. We not only look for meals together but we look at pictures of new hairstyles and clothes and baby shoes and infant toys and check to see if I or the baby is dying from red spots on our body. I spend a lot of time with Google. More time I get to spend with Dan and Austin. Google and I have agreed to stay good friends and I can use him whenever I need to. He's always been there for me and will continue to be. However, he owes me for not getting me anything on my birthday. =(
Maybe you have heard of my friend Google? He's very informative. He doesn't talk a lot but just shows you pictures and describes in writing what you want to know. He loves when you ask him questions. But watch out tho! He can be tricky. sometimes if you ask him the wrong question or word your question wrong he'll give you answers do didn't want to see....like naked bootys and chi chi's. He's a guy so I kinda expect it. Perv!! But I love him...as a freind. He gets into the holidays, all of them. He puts on these festive images in his name to show he cares. Some I don't quite understand but that makes him a little bit mysterious. lol

You'll always have a special place...at my fingertips Google.


Here are a bunch of my favorite Google outfits. Enjoy!





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